Back by popular demand, An old Blog, But a good blog . The other day when looking on a friends computer I found a file entitled "Tonya Harding's wedding night". This file didn't disgust me in any way, seriously I like porn, but more importantly it made me think about why anyone would tape sex. Let me refraise that. Why would anyone who is not a paid professional (god rest their souls) want to watch a video of themselves banging. There is quite a few celebrites who have made THE TAPE. If you are in the public eye, you shouldn't make a video unless you want it to be downloaded by every guy just like me. And if your not a celebrity then your kids are just going to find it and then they will be compelled to blind themselves. Why would you want to tape that anyways, are you going to review it afterward. Sit down with a pencil and notepad and take notes? Well if you are going to, why not step up to the professional level and get John Madden to sit in on the viewing. I am sure he won't mind. He can have a sharpie to draw on the screen. Imagine big John Madden sketching little X's and O's on your partner's nipples. And if your going that far you might as well have a ref to supervise the proceedings. Some one to make sure things don't get out of hand (bad joke I know). He could have a little striped uniform and he could throw a condom for a flag if there is a penelty. Penelty during sex? you ask, WHAAAAA?Yeah there is lots of problems that could be prevented, including but not limited to, interferance, personal foul, incroachment, and if your into that sorta thing, Face mask.If you have already committed the terrible crime of taping yourself fornicate, then there is help, if you have a tape and don't know what do with it (I assume you have reviewed it and have found that John Madden was very helpful) send it to me and I will take a look and give you my official ruling if you should make a career out of it.
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