When life hands you Lemons

Do what my mom did, and let them sit in the fridge for a month at the bottom of one of those drawers. The thing was all brown and Leathery on one side, and blue and fuzzy on the other side. The only way I knew it was a lemon was by the taste. I don't understand how prodects have THE CLEANING POWER OF LEMONS or CITRUS, if those things can get just as nasty as the crap you are cleaning up. (Crap is a really funny word, and being semi-grown up I don't say it enough). I understand how things like Bleach and Amonia can clean, they don't get moldy or dirty. Here's the test. if you can leave it outside for a week and no harm has really come to it then you can clean with it. Hell do that with bleach, and not only will the bleach still be fine, but it will have killed most of the vegitaion around it. So to sum that one up, Fruits and their acids, no good, Deadly industrial chemicals, Go ahead Billy. Also today in the grocery store, I bought STRING CHEESE. Uhm if you haven't had that in a while, you are missing out. ANY food you can peal (that doesn't grow that way in nature) is amazing. It takes me like 4 hours to eat one, and by then, the low grade cheese is kinda warm, but it's so pumped with chemicals, and homoginized, pasturized, and maybe saved by Jesus, that it can't spoil.

Hey Hey Hey

Well finally I got a chance to get back to writing on this McJigger. Just a few things about my job before I go back to pretending it's all a bad dream. First off I work with the best of the best, of the worlds worst. Some how both of my supervisors (Ed in the welding shop, and in the paint shop Turtle (that's right his name is turtle (how many side notes can a person add into a single set of these guys() (aparently 4) ) ) ) smoke a lot of pot, IN THIER SHOPS. One can paint when high, meh not all that amazing, but the welding? DAMN that is talent, and when Ed isn't high, he's drunk. And when he's drunk, he becomes his alter Ego, the DRELDER, the DRunk wELDER and his amazing ability to not burn his flesh off. If I am as drunk as he is I can barely throw a ping pong ball into a plastic cup, let alone join 2 pieces of steel with an insanely hot torch. Also earlier this summer (well actually spring cause it was still May(OH NO I CAN'T STOP {ok I fixed it})) when the star wars movie came out {that right there is me trying to act like I barely noticed it so you don't think I am a big nerd} I complained that I couldn't go the midnight show with my nerd friends, because I had to work the next day, so to make me feel better all 5 of us in the weld shop had "SPARK WARS" where we took the metal grinders, and shot sparks across the shop at one another. I got a lot of burns that day and I gave a few out myself. Ok enough about my fantastic job and the amazing people I work with. I finally got a set up so I can listen to my CD's in my car. But apparently fate heard about this and decided to shit allover my listening enjoyment by crashing my computer and destroying my hoardes of illegally downloaded music. So now I have 3 or 4 unscratched CD's that I can listen too, and I know that isn't going to last me for very long so if you want to donate some music to a worthy cause please send all possible music you can spare. If you have anything by Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, Less Than Jake, Weezer, Green Day, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Blur, or Rage against the Machine, you can be in the gold circle memebership club. Classic rock, ska bands, punk, and alternative will get you in the Silver oval membership club. Anything else will get you in the Bronze octagonal box of terror (with spikes), i mean bronze triangle membership club. Seroiusly though I need music so if you have anything you can let me burn please let me know.