Monday, October 24, 2005

All right all right

Yeah that's right I am back, and slightly pissed, and before you ask, no the car still has no name. She seems to like being unidetifiable, but oh well on to more bigger and meaner things. First off I just want to say what happened to that transition time between seasons. A week ago I was wearing shorts and enjoying the sun and warm weather. While today I question being able to go out due to glacial movement. I need more than 2 days to prepare for the switch between temperate zone to frozen tundra. This year I say fuck winter I am going to hybernate. or is it hibernate. Whatever the spelling I am talking about the time where I just take like 2 bottles of NyQuil and pass out for 2 months, just like the bears and other fuzzy woodland creatures do. My roomates could just lock my door and when I emerge in the early spring we can have a festival to see if I see my shaddow. Speaking of groundhogs I hit one this weekend. Yeah he got the business end of the un-named-mobile. How stupid does an animal have to be to wait along the side of a road until there is only one car coming and then dash out infront of the tires. I can't imagine what he's trying to do, maybe his thoughts on hitch hiking are all wrong or he just wants to me to slow down, but the result is always the same. big splatter and minus 1 fuzzy woodland critter from the environmnet. and who decided there needs to be an N in Environment. it would be so much nicer if it was Enviroment. I would start a program to fix that but I think people would just assume my already agregious spelling mistakes had trickled down deeper into my vocabulary. SO to recap, I hate winter, groundhogs, and the useless N in ENVIROnMENT