Neighbors to the North, or Traitors of the Tundra. Frosty Frozen Friends, or Sryup Sucking....suckers. I just don't trust that open border shit. We closed the ways to Mexico and now they are risking life and limb to get here. Why do we treat Canada so good. Between us we have the longest unprotected border in the world. I say we use this and amass troops along the border. One day with out so much as an Eh? to the Border Patrol we will just plow through and start knocking crap over and littering. Honestly what kind of self respecting country has a maple leaf on the flag. At least use your animal mascot; the beaver. Personally I wouldn't hate Canada so much if they had a nice big beaver on their flag. hmmmm beaver. Anyways, When we are up there knocking stuff over and littering, the people at home will be minting quarters for the new Maple Leaf State, and making millions of mounty uniforms. When our victory is secured we will release the quarters, spelling instant state hood for the doomed home of hockey. And after it is all written down somewhere (Maybe in the Constitution or so) then we make all of the 51st state a national park and force the entire population to dress like mounties and be nice to American Tourists. Sryup sucking suckers.
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