FLAVOR WhAT?

I am addicted to a little show called Flavor of Love 2. If you haven't seen this then stop whatever you are doing right now, gather food and water and sit down infront of a TV with VH1 on. Don't turn the channel! just watch Vh1 until it comes on. (Now statisticly you will probably see 200 countdown shows about things you could care less about; such as top 40 least recognizable celeb asses, and then you will see the same episode of celebrity Fit Club, where no one is a celebrity or really getting that fit, and you will definately learn all you need to know about bands like Rat, Ranger, Pantera, and White Snake, just a hint, all you need to know is that thankfully they aren't releasing records anymore!) The premise of this show is that aging rap legend Flavor Flav is looking for his next lady. I say next beacuse during Flavor of Love 1 he lost his previous girl (by the name of Hoopz, a classic name handed down from her great grandmother on her fathers side) due to relationship differences (apparently it's hard to make love with a clock hitting you in the face. Meh) Anyways this show is a graphic display of ridiculousness as the 20 original girls fought it out through challenges and eliminations. I think there are 3 left now, I am not sure beacuse I missed last weeks episode. (I know, I know I have been watching VH1 all week and let me just say White Snake were some crazy mothers) I can't really say why this show is so amazing, but after watching just one episode you will be hooked. I'm hooked so much that I am hosting a flav party at my place tonight.

Happy Belated 2 year anniversary

CONGRADULATIONS INTERWEB on hosting the most gramaticly incorectest thing EVER.
I just want to say it's been over 2 years since I started the monstrosity of misspellery and I never looked back once. (well I did once, but that was just too see if you really can hunt pumas and eat them, Yes by the way you can). I was going to offer you a clip show of some of the slightly humouress things that have happened in the past 2 years, but instead I want to talk about something serious here tonight. The over playing of Zombies.

Ahhh yes the undead, why could I possibly hate them. Well if it isn't the brain devouring, the world destruction, or terrible videos like thriller, then it has to be the fact that EVERYONE talks about them. Some of my friends at home and at colleges across the country have been known to make plans to foil a zombie attack. Great work! I will admit they are all outstanding plans all around thought out after much pot has been smoked or many brain cells drowned in Ethanol, and I am sure they all would work if only for one thing... ZOMBIES were REAL. I know I know it's part of the fun to make it really zany and all that. hahah ahhaha Zombies, oh those crazy zombies. And there are books about fighting them, with "real stories" about zombies in our modern day world which are rather vauge and seem like stories of brutal slaughter and possible canabalism. But I digress (yes, whenever something gets to canabalism you have definately digressed quite a bit). My point is (yes I have one) I am tired of hearing about zombies as if the world ending outbreak was going to be next week. Calm down we all know that is bullshit. It's not like for another 3 years 5 months, 16 days, 14 hours, and 22 minutes (give or take daylight savings time, leap years,) and it's not zombies you have to worried about, it's super herpes. That's right kids do your part in stopping super herpes where is lives (mostly hookers) practice safe sex. NO GLOVE, SPREAD SUPER HERPES WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY KILL US ALL. not the best slogan ever but my PR guy is sick. Oh yeah thanks for reading this for 2 years, you should probably go back and read some of the older ones, I definately got worse when I got picked up by the major labels. I totally sold out. I hate when I do that.