Thursday, May 31, 2007

Randomization

Just a few thoughts I have been kicking around.

What if Bigfoot the monster truck is actually driven by Bigfoot the monster, you only ever see the guy in a fire suit and a helmet, I am pretty sure its Sascwatch. No wonder why he's always so pissed off, Grave Digger keeps beating him. Also, do they still race monster trucks, and how do you in fact race monster trucks, do you get a time penalty for not destroying cars? Moving along, Fruit rollups are delicious, this I think we can all agree on. But they are really not that fruity when it comes down to it. I purpose we call them Froot Rollups to eliminate undue confusion with a real FrUIt product. And I like the look of Froot Rollups is good. (3 words with the double O in that last little gem of a sentence). And a new though for our unwanted distant cousin to the East. No not the Middle east, less east then that, yes New Jersey. How about if we just close our borders to it. Just erect a 30 foot fence around the entire thing, PA has a national guard, we should be protecting ourselves from the largest threat. Assholes. Also if they give us trouble, we can give them philly, no one really likes it anyways, and the people are moore like New Jersians any ways. (that double O thig is catchy). This one is for the catholics out there. Represent. Why did Paul write so many letters. The first reading is from the letter of Paul to the Corinthians. The 2nd Reading is from the letter from Paul to The Jersians. This makes me think that the apostles were set up like student councel, and Paul got shafted with the secretary job. Should have run for Treasurer, Always run for Treasurer.