Ron Jeremy

Tonight I had a once in a life time oppertunity. I got to see Ron Jeremy speak to our college in a debate about porn. Most of my readers (ok readers is a strong word, how about casual glancers) know that I would naturaly be pro porn. (not porn pro. Not yet at least.) For some reason my better judgement took over and stopped me from doing something with body paint expressing my love for boobs, or my sign idea, "Ron Jeremy, Master Debater, he'll do it all night long". So anyways I went and I was not disappointed. The greasy little sex god indeed sat before me and spoke of his art. His oppenent accused his work as filth and not art. And I thought that art is something you create, sometimes with your hands, sometimes with other parts of the body, so POINT RON. So anyways Ron kept laying into her and most of the student body was on his side. (student body, hahaha, porn, hahahah, ok I feel better) Anyways, how did a hairy sweaty midget become the biggest Male sex symbol. I might not be big in the looks department, but the man has been in over 1700 adult films. And as a student in the school that Little Jeremy built, I must stop to wonder, How in the hell is he attractive. And then I realized it. The porn producers must have realized if everyone saw this little hairy guy getting it done so often then we should all feel confident that eventually we will all get that one nurse who gives us "extra care", or that one teacher that you needed you to do some "extra Credit", or maybe that crappy summer job you had dilevering Pizzas would finally pay off, leading to the classic, "there's got to be some way my openminded roomate and I could pay for all this Pizza." Well no matter what the reason Mr. Jeremy has reached the status of sexual Tyranasuar, and that should be respected. Many young American males, myself included would salute him, but well you get the idea, idel hands and all.