Dick "trigger happy" Cheney

That's right our beloved Vice President has done something so ridiculous you couldn't have imagined it if you tried really really hard. No it's not a 30th heart attack, and no it has nothing to do with oil companies, but it does deal with a shotgun and a politician from texas. Wow what a great way to describe it. No before my leftist readers get excited it wasn't President Bush, and he didn't kill the man. Mr. Whittington, (very distingished sounding, maybe I should say Harrumph in front of it. ) Mr. Harrumph Whittington came up behind Cheney and a fellow hunter without calling out or singnalling. And when a group of quail were flushed Cheney fired at a bird and peppered Mr. Harrumph Whittington. Not cracked red peppered or even Cheyenne peppered, just gave him a few pellets from the game load cartrage he fired. These few pellets found their way into Mr. Harrumph Whittington right cheek, neck, and chest. Here's the best part, he immediately taken to the hospital by the on call ambulance that follows the vice president. HE HAS AN ON CALL AMBULANCE! I want that so bad. how can a person get an on call ambulance short of starting their own community. Well it's not caused he saved up all his chuck-e-cheese tickets and that was on the wall of prizes. No aparently the 8 or 25 heart attacks warrents your own first response team ready to roll your lard ass onto a gurney and administer a shock from those badass defibulator paddles. Anyways Mr. Harrumph Whittington is in stable condition and will be out of the hospital soon. Cheney an avid hunter is now considering giving up the hunting of quial as he has now been reported to have developed a taste for the most DANGEROUS GAME. It is also reported to have bought a small island off the coast of mexico where he can stock it with only the finest people for his hunts, the island will be called, Definately-nothing-illegal-going-on-here island. Unfortunately that last piece of information was reported by me. on this site. So you might want to question the validity of that last bit.