Heavens Draft

With all the recent deaths of prominent figures I think we need to ask ourselves why. Is it possible that god is putting together an all-star show. Ray Charles will obviously be playing and singing along with ODB (old dirty bastard, for all yal who don't represent), Mitch Headberg Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson will be telling the jokes. And the talent always needs a good agent, that's why god gave the big call down to Johnny Cochran. And we all know how stars get when the food is sub par, so the lord picked up Frank Perdue and Julia Childs in the 3rd round. And every good show needs a headliner, that is why for a limited time engagement Pope John Paul II will be opening. OK OK OK joking aside, these people will be missed (except Johnny Cochran) and their deaths are a loss to us all. Oh yeah and the pope will be closing cause no one can follow that act.