I think Swiss cheese is a rip off. At the supermarket, it is packaged in the same sized blocks as normal cheese (ie, cheese without knives with wine pulls, ridiculous secret Nazi bank accounts, and that pesky neutrality that no one trusts). If they are going to give you the same sized brick then they need to give you some little plugs or cheese balls to fill in the holes. I didn't by a package of swiss air packets, dammit. I want the extra cheese in a little bag attached to side. And speaking of little attached sacks with round things in them... ok well we probably shouldn't discuss that here, anyways I am sure it will return to a normal color and the rash will clear up shortly. (I'll wait while you get that mental picture out of there). Ok good enough well if I have picked on the cheese industry then I better not forget the meat people too. Well almost meat anyways, that's right Bologna, or how the people who can't spell (me) say it, BALONEY. Baloney is probably the worst lunch meat ever. Not only are it's origins questionable, but it excretes its own slime. yes much like a slug, a fully grown baloney sandwhich accomplishes movement by secreting a slime trail. And while we don't know what baloney really is, we can relate it to the hot dog pretty easily, (yes it seems that the bastard child of a certian Mr. Baloney, and some sort of female meat product hooked up one night in a drunken stupor. The outcome was terror, slimy slimy terror). so we can reasonably believe baloney has it's origins with the hot dog, some kind of over giganiticus bastard child which means the slices of Baloney are only part of a larger, hot dog shaped whole. Imagine a hugegantic hot dog made of Baloney slowly creeping across your walls on it's own slime trail, that's right, baloney can defy gravity if it wants (gravity is totally grossed out and refuses to assert it's self). so next time you are about to bite into a rip-off and gigantic slimy hot dog slice sandwhich, take a minute and consider your alternatives (it's summer and there are a lot of excess children on the street, some catholic families might not even notice a few missing, delicious delicious children meat)